I recently watched the original Sailor Moon series and I realize how similar this and that one bit before/after the intro is. Even down to the birthdates and star sign thing.

Wait I have to say something funny now

Uh

I guess this one’s not very *alien* to us now!

This was because of a sandwich. Or I guess because of a sandwich not arriving.

I’m still better, Gerald! I pissed on the moon!

I’d pay for a version with even more things in it. Probably only 20-30 dollars since I’m broke but yeah do a bigger version and make it cross platform and yeah I’m buying

Wow, what an iconic piece of Newgrounds history! Too bad I have no idea how the hell I'm going to beat the final boss, though. Definitely will be back to play again!

Edit: Yeah I beat the boss. Turns out I was stupid and just had to shoot the eyes to stop the laser attack.

Edit 2: The chicks with dicks poster might have been foreshadowing the final boss (spoilers: You fight a giant Cassandra, and she has a dick. She’s a chick with a dick.)

This game is great! I like the implementation of the theme, the fun name, the addictive gameplay, and the enemy and blob variation! It's all done amazingly, and I probably will play again sometime!

All that work just to end up ordering DoorDash, and then realizing you’re broke… man, that sucks.

This is peak.

The Gray Knight and the Green Knight lived with the other knights in a castle in a field. Gray kept to himself, lighting bombs and shooting arrows while Green practiced poison magic. Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Green heard a voice from above. “The Behemoth Games. You little fuckers. You made a shit of piece with your trash Castle Crashers. It’s fucking bad this trash game. I will become back my money. I hope you will in your next time cattle on a trash farm you suckers.”

(If you couldn’t tell, this piece of art for some reason made me think of Isaac. I don’t know why.)

Very peak. Excited for what you’ll do on their 4st anniversary!

Guys help I see the stinking Mickey silhouette in the corner and I don’t want to