Dude, Jay is so… Oh, I forgot.

Maybe we shouldn’t have gone to Dr. Mario for this, he’s probably gonna shove pills in our throats to deal with the tumors next.

The future is now, old man!

Wow, what an iconic piece of Newgrounds history! Too bad I have no idea how the hell I'm going to beat the final boss, though. Definitely will be back to play again!

Edit: Yeah I beat the boss. Turns out I was stupid and just had to shoot the eyes to stop the laser attack.

Edit 2: The chicks with dicks poster might have been foreshadowing the final boss (spoilers: You fight a giant Cassandra, and she has a dick. She’s a chick with a dick.)

This game is great! I like the implementation of the theme, the fun name, the addictive gameplay, and the enemy and blob variation! It's all done amazingly, and I probably will play again sometime!

Guys help I see the stinking Mickey silhouette in the corner and I don’t want to

My sister really wanted me to say that she wanted to give her colon cancer so she can screen with Cologaurd, and that if I do say it, it'll sound like an advertisement.

I can just imagine Salad Fingers saying "And that, my son, is how I met your mother" to the finger puppet.