The song at the start goes so hard

"And never forget to give up, you'll be a veteran someday!"

... So you're saying that if I give up, I'll be a veteran give-upper? SIGN ME UP PLEASE!!

This is cool

Wow, what an iconic piece of Newgrounds history! Too bad I have no idea how the hell I'm going to beat the final boss, though. Definitely will be back to play again!

Edit: Yeah I beat the boss. Turns out I was stupid and just had to shoot the eyes to stop the laser attack.

This game is great! I like the implementation of the theme, the fun name, the addictive gameplay, and the enemy and blob variation! It's all done amazingly, and I probably will play again sometime!

My sister really wanted me to say that she wanted to give her colon cancer so she can screen with Cologaurd, and that if I do say it, it'll sound like an advertisement.

I can just imagine Salad Fingers saying "And that, my son, is how I met your mother" to the finger puppet.

The ultimate joke. I'm seeing it after April Fools, so I'm being genuine.