This is cool

Not comedic. April fools! I love it.

cool beans, my dude.

This game is great! I like the implementation of the theme, the fun name, the addictive gameplay, and the enemy and blob variation! It's all done amazingly, and I probably will play again sometime!

My sister really wanted me to say that she wanted to give her colon cancer so she can screen with Cologaurd, and that if I do say it, it'll sound like an advertisement.

I can just imagine Salad Fingers saying "And that, my son, is how I met your mother" to the finger puppet.

The ultimate joke. I'm seeing it after April Fools, so I'm being genuine.