… I have an idea. It might just be crazy enough to work. *Puts the entire planet on a stick to create the planet sword.*

I would buy that game. Just saying.

This was very cool

I’d pay for a version with even more things in it. Probably only 20-30 dollars since I’m broke but yeah do a bigger version and make it cross platform and yeah I’m buying

Wow, what an iconic piece of Newgrounds history! Too bad I have no idea how the hell I'm going to beat the final boss, though. Definitely will be back to play again!

Edit: Yeah I beat the boss. Turns out I was stupid and just had to shoot the eyes to stop the laser attack.

Edit 2: The chicks with dicks poster might have been foreshadowing the final boss (spoilers: You fight a giant Cassandra, and she has a dick. She’s a chick with a dick.)

This game is great! I like the implementation of the theme, the fun name, the addictive gameplay, and the enemy and blob variation! It's all done amazingly, and I probably will play again sometime!

All that work just to end up ordering DoorDash, and then realizing you’re broke… man, that sucks.

This is peak.

Very peak. Excited for what you’ll do on their 4st anniversary!

Guys help I see the stinking Mickey silhouette in the corner and I don’t want to

My sister really wanted me to say that she wanted to give her colon cancer so she can screen with Cologaurd, and that if I do say it, it'll sound like an advertisement.