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[[Castle Crashers OVA] Alien Hominid ni Aimasho]

I recently watched the original Sailor Moon series and I realize how similar this and that one bit before/after the intro is. Even down to the birthdates and star sign thing.

Wait I have to say something funny now

Uh

I guess this one’s not very *alien* to us now!

KokoroHatsaru responds:

yeah, I somehow liked to add this magical girl vibe and sequences when it came to Castle Crashers since I got into it, but more like a magical men series(?) y'know, male beauty xDDD

[ONE REGULAR SANDWICH]

This was because of a sandwich. Or I guess because of a sandwich not arriving.

[Eggman and Gerald Dance Off (Sonic Movie 3 animation)]

I’m still better, Gerald! I pissed on the moon!

[Castle Crashers OVA 5-A Colorful Paradise-{VHSAnime}-[sub]]

My favorite boss was the painter, and my favorite episode of the CC OVA thus far has the painter. I’m starting to see a pattern…

Other things:
- If Pink and Red aren’t a thing, I’m going to be questioning everything.
- The Castle Crashers having that epic anime pose was peak
- Pink Knight being the gender-ambiguous king/queen/ruler they are is awesome
- If Gray and Green aren’t a thing, see if Pink and Red aren’t a thing.
- It feels like my art does my son too! (Okay writing it out that is way worse than I thought but yeah I have to point out at least one thing)

[BFSQ]

… I have an idea. It might just be crazy enough to work. *Puts the entire planet on a stick to create the planet sword.*

TomDoy responds:

hmmmm 🤔

[Mobile Warrior ONI (lowpoly Day 2025)]

I would buy that game. Just saying.

[METRO USA 2000]

This was very cool

[KFP Calamity (2003)]

I just noticed Big Smoke and Bubble Bass at the register, this video is peak.

[Kaya Toast First thing in the morning]

Something triggered deep in my heart after watching this. Just the pure innocence of a child making some toast and being congratulated for doing a good job at it is just so heartwarming for me.

Also a part of me wonders what would happen if the toast didn’t hit her plate after popping out of the toaster. Could you imagine? That would be depressing!

[Pico's Permission Slip]

I’d genuinely love more of these with just Pico and Tankdad shenanigans